Category Full game highlights

Jessie Bates is catches more INTs than any of the Jets WRs catch TDs.

Matty Staff is fucking surgical in the first half, while Flacco plays so bad that he gets benched for Deshaun Cosby. It goes to shit across the board in the second half and we get double digit picks. Amari Cooper rounds off an absolute tea-bagging by setting the record for longest receiving TD with an 82 yard beauty.

This should have been a much better game with these two teams but it was pretty painful to edit these highlights. Featuring an inexplicable blunder to not score following a lovely Jalen Hurts pass.

In predictably heartbreaking fashion, backup Easton Stick leads the Chargers to a healthy lead before they totally Charger it up. Carr is below average but seals it with a rushing TD. Also, Keenan Allen thinks he can fly for no reason.

A surprisingly clean game to say it was the first one we had on Madden 24 with some nice passing plays from Geno and CJ. A crazy bobble pick and a delightful pick 6 was the difference in the end.

The final game of Madden 23 before 24 arrives. We sign off with a high scoring shootout in a gross matchup between the Broncos and Cardinals. Despite the loss, Chris managed a PB in both TDs and passing yards (although the 4 INTs didn't help). Ben has his lowest game for passing yards, but still matches his PB for TDs... somehow.

Two mobile QBs (Mariota and Fields) make a game between a pair of bad teams interesting with some decent scores, plus a PB for Chris in rushing yards for Madden 23.

Following a bad run of results, Chris gets in the win column by absolutely decimating the Giants with 3 passing TDs and 3 picks (2 returned to the house), while we're all left wondering once again how Danny Pennies ever got that contract in the first place.

The Bucs get out to a nice half time lead in a close game, but a second half doink on a long FG changes everything. Brady is given a chance to take it to OT with the last play of the game from the 1, but his devil magic has run out by this point.

What do you do when Dak is 5 picks deep? Bring on Cooper Rush and throw 2 more. No pick-6's... somehow. Joey B dealing in all white.